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Seekonk: Where the Tea is Hot, the Ethics are Lukewarm, and HR is Just Vibes
The Great Budget Bake-Off: How a Town Argued for Hours and Still Set Its Savings on Fire
Anonymous, Unbothered, and Apparently a Villain Now
Anonymous, opinionated, and apparently public enemy #1. If this “one-sided” take bothers you, maybe it’s not the opinion—it’s the accuracy. Don’t like it? There’s always Facebook for the director’s cut.
14 Minutes of Chaos (Now Streaming in Fast-Forward)
Campaign Season or Audition for “Worst Boss Ever”? A Field Report
Campaign season hits a new low as someone trades professionalism for chaos—arguing over sign-in sheets, making bizarre “neighborly” comments, and firing off threats. If this is her best behavior, what happens if she wins?
Bob vs. Reality: A Masterclass in Missing the Point
When "Whoops” is basically a word weapon.
The ‘I’ll Have What They’re Having’ Campaign
Welcome to the Hunger Games, But Make It Municipal
Running for Office… But Make It Personal (Property Edition)
Conflict of Interest: When Your Vote Comes With a ‘Do Not Touch’ Label
Bob Archambault wants to fight for schools—but conflict of interest rules might bench him when it matters most. If you’re counting on a hero, you might be getting… furniture.
Anonymous Tips Are My Love Language (Call Me Gossip Batman)
Got an anonymous tip, dove into town drama, and discovered missing invites, last-minute meetings, and subtle political chaos. Taxes, special meetings, and a hint of conspiracy—hear it all, judge for yourself, and stay mysterious.
Doreen Taylor
Smear Campaigns, Selective Memory & Other Community Hobbies
Elizabeth Elmasian
Two Candidates, One Brain Cell: A Sitcom Nobody Asked For
Gary Sagar
Seekonk’s ‘Debate’: When the Questions Are Pre-Approved and the Facts Are Optional
Full disclosure: this was completely rewritten after watching the Select Board meeting. So if it feels a little… chaotic, just know that’s not a bug—it’s a feature. I’m working with the same energy the meeting gave me, and let’s just say it didn’t exactly come with a calming soundtrack.
Gary Sagar
Don't be like Bob!
Bob’s screaming ‘overreach,’ Elmasian’s serving saint energy, and the Town Administrator’s just vibing, doing literally what the Charter says. Chaos, but make it Seekonk.
Doreen Taylor
From “Just Asking Questions” to Just Attacking Everyone: The Curious Evolution of Seekonk Home Base
The $575,000 “Oops”: A Municipal Drama With a Family Connection
Doreen Taylor
How to Run a Public Meeting Like a Bouncer Runs a Nightclub
Doreen Taylor
The Gum, the Gavel, and the Captain Who Appeared Out of Nowhere
The Four Horsemen of the Seekonk Apocalypse
James Tusino
The Seekonk DPW Saga: How One Project Turned Into a Multi-Year Political Circus
James Tusino
The Strange Case of James “Jim” Tusino
Doreen Taylor
When Gary Sagar Discovers ChatGPT: A Case Study in Seekonk History
Gary Sagar finally learned to write coherently; now he’s a “financial genius” with perfectly formatted opinions. Meanwhile, Doreen’s two-like Facebook rants, and lawsuits over parking lot comments. Where’s the fun in him making sense?