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Part Two: The Town Administrator Eras — Surely Someone Has to Survive This
The Fiefdom, the Odyssey & the Audacity
Part One: The Town Administrator Eras — Welcome to the Revolving Door
COMING SOON: Apparently I Had Unfinished Business
No Commentary Mode
The Local Docket Returns: We Left the Light On
“Unflattering? Or Just… Documented?”
Seekonk: Where the Tea is Hot, the Ethics are Lukewarm, and HR is Just Vibes
The Great Budget Bake-Off: How a Town Argued for Hours and Still Set Its Savings on Fire
Anonymous, Unbothered, and Apparently a Villain Now
Anonymous, opinionated, and apparently public enemy #1. If this “one-sided” take bothers you, maybe it’s not the opinion—it’s the accuracy. Don’t like it? There’s always Facebook for the director’s cut.
14 Minutes of Chaos (Now Streaming in Fast-Forward)
Elizabeth Elmasian
Campaign Season or Audition for “Worst Boss Ever”? A Field Report
Campaign season hits a new low as someone trades professionalism for chaos—arguing over sign-in sheets, making bizarre “neighborly” comments, and firing off threats. If this is her best behavior, what happens if she wins?
Robert Archambault
Bob vs. Reality: A Masterclass in Missing the Point
When "Whoops” is basically a word weapon.
Elizabeth Elmasian
The ‘I’ll Have What They’re Having’ Campaign
Elizabeth Elmasian
Welcome to the Hunger Games, But Make It Municipal
Robert Archambault
Running for Office… But Make It Personal (Property Edition)
Robert Archambault
Conflict of Interest: When Your Vote Comes With a ‘Do Not Touch’ Label
Bob Archambault wants to fight for schools—but conflict of interest rules might bench him when it matters most. If you’re counting on a hero, you might be getting… furniture.
Gary Sagar
Anonymous Tips Are My Love Language (Call Me Gossip Batman)
Got an anonymous tip, dove into town drama, and discovered missing invites, last-minute meetings, and subtle political chaos. Taxes, special meetings, and a hint of conspiracy—hear it all, judge for yourself, and stay mysterious.
Doreen Taylor
Smear Campaigns, Selective Memory & Other Community Hobbies
Elizabeth Elmasian
Two Candidates, One Brain Cell: A Sitcom Nobody Asked For
Gary Sagar
Seekonk’s ‘Debate’: When the Questions Are Pre-Approved and the Facts Are Optional
Full disclosure: this was completely rewritten after watching the Select Board meeting. So if it feels a little… chaotic, just know that’s not a bug—it’s a feature. I’m working with the same energy the meeting gave me, and let’s just say it didn’t exactly come with a calming soundtrack.
Gary Sagar
Don't be like Bob!
Bob’s screaming ‘overreach,’ Elmasian’s serving saint energy, and the Town Administrator’s just vibing, doing literally what the Charter says. Chaos, but make it Seekonk.
Doreen Taylor